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Total Medals Earned: 122 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,205 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Classic Hero Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Testosterowned Unlocked 10/8/11
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Medals Earned: 9/17 (205/480 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 10/10/11
10 Points
kill the first boss
Money well spent Unlocked 10/10/11
25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Cave Unlocked 10/10/11
50 Points
Kill the second boss
Master of Sins 25 Points find and kill a miniboss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 10/8/11
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

Bullet Audyssey

It's Over 9000!!!! Unlocked 12/1/11
5 Points
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 12/1/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 12/1/11
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 12/1/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
OVERCHARGED!!! Unlocked 12/1/11
10 Points
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe Unlocked 12/1/11
10 Points
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp Unlocked 12/1/11
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat Unlocked 12/1/11
10 Points
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe Unlocked 12/1/11
50 Points
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 16/19 (285/395 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets Unlocked 10/8/11
5 Points
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Angel Wings Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
I Like Swords Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Pew Pew Pew Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Ultimate Blade Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 13/32 (120/600 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 10/4/11
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 10/4/11
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 10/4/11
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Too Close! Unlocked 10/4/11
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/405 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 10/29/11
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
YouWin Unlocked 10/29/11
25 Points
You Win.
DreidelPower Unlocked 10/29/11
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 10/29/11
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 4/10 (135/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Normal Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 10/27/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/20/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 10/20/11
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 10/20/11
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Bloated Equals Happy Unlocked 10/20/11
25 Points
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 10/20/11
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like Unlocked 10/20/11
25 Points
Use 1 preferred item.
Taking It Easy Unlocked 10/20/11
25 Points
Discover 5 passive reactions.
A True Scientist Unlocked 10/20/11
50 Points
Research all the techniques at least once.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior 25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 8/25 (170/1,000 points)